January 2012
209 posts
sourcechelseawoosh:
you too can have a successful blog on tumblr if you just pay three easy payments of your dignity, self-respect and social life
tabonell:
Cause of Death: Algebra 2
scubway:
i hate dollar general because they trick you into thinking its a dollar store but in real talk most things are more than $1 :\
wontonpoop:
its called soda are you some 70 year old retiree from the bronx or something who calls it pop
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
http://iamnotblack.tumblr.com/
need a reaction pic?
istockphoto.com
need to reply to an ask?
istockphoto.com
need a businessman eating a sandwich in the shower?
istockphoto.com
textposter:
can i please take AP Special Ed or something
Watchjzul:
this is the only thing i use siri for
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Watchlampsnake:
spookyhouse:
mcgroodz:
always reblog
same
I always burst out laughing haha.
breastnest:
someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle”
hey guys i have a great idea
i’ll turn my frying pan
.
into a dRYING PAN
getting tired of the word perf
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
wow some of you are so precious you’re based on the novel push by sapphire
i guarantee obamas speeches would get 100% more views if he had a ghetto black accent
“wow these chips suck” i say as i continue to eat the whole entire bag
abwhoretion:
I wish Africa was spelled Afriqua that would make the starvation that much sassier
annefranksgasmask:
why isnt chinese new year on january 1st like stop being so difficult
wvnderbar:
thanks to tumblr i know about and get tired of jokes before anyone i know irl
1612th:
for some reason my amish online dating website isn’t getting any hits
everytime i log into facebook i just have the burning desire to kill myself
clavid:
you may think its funny to make fun of my friends but one day youre gonna come home from school and the house is going to smell so good and you’re going to go hey mom whats cooking and your moms going to turn around and its going to be me in a mom wig and im going to say “YOUR DOG” and open the oven and theres your dog cooking up
faggoat:
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons
2nuns1bible:
calling your teacher mom on accident
i dont understand how most of you are so consistently funny
“why was your door under my bucket”
– (via 2nuns1bible)
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
SOPA passed →
tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
the gay test →
those people who write yhu instead of you
Watchneneleakessweave:
stupidgaydumb:
my friend was bored at art class and she took this video of the teacher and used some special fx app omfg
oh my god
when popular people get acne for the first time